" Hmmm..." I want to break free... I want to break free..." slosh..... slosh...(Rupture of water)...
"Cool".. finally time to come out... mom.. its time we met face to face"
" Here I am... come"
" Oh come on mom... get me out of here... I am stuck... hey hey... mind it.. dont pull me out so hard.. you nicompoop..you.. you... b$$$$... you call yourself a doctor.. hey watch you hands.. I am naked out here... oh sheesh... I am blushing"
" Its good to be out... now why i am turning blue... oh no.. what am I supposed to do... SLAP SLAP... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.... that hurt... you .. "
" Hey mind that sharp objects.. no no.. not close to my .... phew.. got scared for a min..."
" Now .. lady (obs and gyn) where you taking me... ooooooooh... who this dude (paediatrician ie me)... handsome... hey lady.. why dont you try for him "
" Hey you rascal.. mind it.. you trying to feel me up "
" I WONT CRY.. CRY.. DO WHAT YOU WONT "..
" HEY.... THAT REALLY HURT.... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNH... "
" Not fair... ok you win... at least look at yourself... you .. you... molestor.. I need to see a lawyer "
"Now what you bringing to my mouth... I am sorry...sorry..no...no... (slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)"
" Hey... not up my.... why did you do that you son of ... "
" Hello.. mom.. can you hear me...I need a lawyer... oh crap... she cant hear.. oh no.. she cant understand.. why not.. mom.. I said I need a lawyer ..( waaannnh... waa.. waaaah Waaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaamh ) "
" Here take...[pissssssssssss]... ha ha.. gotcha baby... right where I aimed.. I am good..you hear it.. I am the man.. say it I am the man..."
" Watch it missy.. no pulling my cheeks.. heys whats with all of you.. i am naked and you pulling my cheeks.. mom.. [waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanh...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannh].. oh no.. not you too.. et tu brutus "
"Oh well.. I got no voice... you .. yes you (Paeds).. wait till I grow up.. I am sure my mother will come to you.. then I shall have my vengence.. ha.... ha... ha.... "
"Now ladies.. I am all yours.. feed me.. bathe me.. clean my shit... now this is life.... "
In the land where time stays..... still...
Ha.. this is the place where I work/learn.. amazing na.. best part is that this the referral centre.. just imagine the plight of centres below.. now you know why tetanus shots are must for the mothers before delivery..
wait .. a min... no.. not that clock.. it never moves.. we in neverland.. all babies are born on same day and same time.. atleast twice a day it shows the right time ....how babies make it through these many factors is amazing..as I always told inspite of our efforts babies survive..
This was the first larygngoscope ever made.. and the ambu too… we use part of history in day to life… hey are you historians reading this… you got to preserve this.. not use..
Look thats the suction apparatus.. and it sucks nothing.. not even air i guess.. central oxygen which hardly worked because no one to turn it on .. Inspite of all this, lakhs were spent on swine flu testing.. a lakh or two for this hospital would have saved thousand of babies..
Babies who born here grow up to great... maybe its due to their 'rust'ic begining..Babies are left in the cold(note no warmer) away from family.. to fend for themselves.. new generation of Indians born tough.. that is if they can make it through LGH then there is no reason for any disease to put them down..
One might wonder why I am praising my workplace so much.. just that nearly 500 babies a month are put through this hardship .. training in life begins early..
Inspite of our efforts to reduce this training the government is resilient.. they insist on building a stronger Indian population... now who says our people representative lack futuristic thinking...
Whatever said and done.. I am learning a lot from this place.. hope it changes or ... should it..
